Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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