I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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