The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Do plants get herpes?
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