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Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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