if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Pooping to opera.
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