You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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