I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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