I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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