How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I take back everything I said about communal showers
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Randomize
