Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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