If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
And my parents said I crawled through the house
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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