Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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