Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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