its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
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