Dual....:-)
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
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