OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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