That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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