what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Randomize
