She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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