i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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