I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I've blown a few things in my day
Even the bartender felt bad for me
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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