Even water is tasting like jack daniels
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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