Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
