People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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