How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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