i used baking grease as lip gloss
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
How's work?
Spinning.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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