maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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