He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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