therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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