he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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