wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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