Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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