Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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