Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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