fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
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