This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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