I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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