what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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