office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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