Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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