It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Randomize
