I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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