i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
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