i jhust puked up my retainher.
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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