"it" just moved
wakey wakey hands off snakey
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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