Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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