and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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