I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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