Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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