You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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